xenu là gì - Nghĩa của từ xenu
xenu có nghĩa làXenu is the one that $cient0l0gists fear and hate most. They claim that he is the cause of everything bad in the world because he nuked a bunch of people in an Earth volcano, then trapped the souls of everyone he nuked with sticky fly paper-like material, then made all the souls watch a 3D movie and finally released them back on to earth where they go around attaching themselves to humans causing them pain. $cient0l0gy makes their money by brain washing people into believing this crap and having themselves "audited" of these spirits which are called "thetans". $cient0l0gists also believe that eating asparagus will prevent thetans from infecting you. ExampleI am an agent of Xenu.XENU!!! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG!!!!!!!! Man, I can't wait for Xenu to give us our mecha so we can destroy that fucked up cult! xenu có nghĩa làA Scientologist deity - an intergalactic tyrant trapped in an everlasting force-field - and an excellent imaginary scapegoat. Scientologists blame him for all our problems, and you should too. ExampleTeacher: Jimmy, you failed your math test.Jimmy: (pointing at sky) Damn you, Xenu!! xenu có nghĩa là$cientologists' version of god, he made his prisoners watch movies, sort of an intergalactic MST3K, which are now the world's religions. Then he nuked the world 95,000,000 years ago. (Source: Operating Thetan-III, the part of their religion $cientologists don't want you to read.) Examplexenu có nghĩa làThe evil galactic overlord who nuked our souls 95,000,000 years ago on Hawaii - Scientologist's version of god. ExampleXenu implanted 700 body thetans in me; I need to spend ten grand to audit them out!xenu có nghĩa làXenu was a benevolent ruler, with only the best interests of the Galactic Confederacy in mind. Seventy-five million years ago, the Confederacy was in an awful state of affairs. Gross overpopulation threatened to destroy the already fragile ecosystems and economies of many planets in the Galactic Confederacy, and Xenu knew that he had to do something. He could stand idly by and watch the planets destroy themselves, or he could take action. Thankfully, our Dark Lord knew what he had to do. ExampleHail Xenu!!!Im rideing a DC-8 for xenu xenu wants you xenu có nghĩa là1.) Scientologist Overlord who polluted the minds of Earthlings ExampleDude...Xenu gave me a C because I oppose the Holocaustxenu có nghĩa làThe evil galactic overlord that stupid, stupid, gullible people known as "scientologists" believe to have wiped out billions of aliens on Earth 75 million years ago. Then Xenu collected their souls, known as 'Thetans', subjected them to brainwashing (how ironic) before releasing them back into the world, where they possessed our bodies and caused all of our problems. Example"Check check check it holmes, I'm gunna pimp-slap Lord Xenu an' his Thetans by givin' mah life's savings to some crooks, aiiiiiight! That shit be TIGHT!!! Then I'm going to live in a cardboard box under a bridge."xenu có nghĩa làScientology alien ruler who Tom Cruise wants to fuck in the behind ExampleScientology gay: Dude, my mom died while reading Thetan 3 about XenuNormal guy : Go masturbate on pictures of Tom Cruise xenu có nghĩa làan extremely big foreheaded human who is also extremely up themselves and says they have a lot of things they don't Examplewow nathan is such a xenu he just answered that math question and said he had an ipod touch!xenu có nghĩa làHe is a lame made-up comic book super villain with ExampleTom Cruise:Xenu should die for making me stupid. |